Dress Shopping at the Mall

Last Saturday I got up and met Jennifer over  at her house we went in shatted alittle bit Jason was like you should take the kids we were like no have fun and we headed over to Town East Mall around 11AM.  We ended up taking her Expedition as it was bigger than my F150 and had a trunk.  Which my truck does not.

We went in the Dillard entrance and on to womens wear,  she asked me what I liked I told her I didnt know I liked everything She handed me a few items I was amazed at how expensive this stuff ie she guessed I was a 16 which was a decent guess.  I was taking the clothes over to the mens section to try them on and she was like heah where you going.  I was like I am going over to mens to try this stuff on.  She was like just use these I advised her how I didnt want to make people uncomfortable.  She asked the lady in the department Judy ( my guess she is in her late 40s) Judy was like we have a wonderful mens section Jennifer was like Jo would like to try on some dresses.  She was like really, Jennifer was like yeah something revealing.  Judy was like OK use this one but if someone else wants to use it I may need you to leave. 

They handed me a few items the first one was a low cut green dress short sleeves knee high apparently knee high for normal people means above the knee for 6ft tall people.  The dress seemed way to short.  When I walked out into the waiting area Jennifer was like it accentuates your breasts and Judy was like yeah you are putting them on display.  Jennifer let her know I had been wearing tshirt to attempt to cover them up she was like lets get you some clothes to show them off we tried a black one on next it was designed to go about the knee so on me it barely covered my butt and after I dropped the hanger and bent over to pick it up I had exposed my rear to Jennifer and Judy.  Jennifer was like you like pink to.  I was like what are you talking about she said your panties are pink I was like how do you know, she advised she could see them when I bent over.  I was embarrassed but reminded her that is why I cant have anything short.  I tried on a blue 3/4 sleeve low cut it was ok and a few shirts and blouses

 I got the blue dress, and a few shirts.  Jennifer was like heah now you own the shirts go put one on.  I was like I will do that later she was like no time like the present.  I went ahead and put it on and wow did it but the girls on display.  I was self conscience about my appearance because now I really did look like a man with large breasts.  Jennifer got a new purse and jeans  I got 2 more bras and 5 more pairs of panties.  Jennifer was helpful but also this time around when I went somewhere and asked about a 38DD bra they knew it was for me. 

We got back to Jennifers house, We were speaking with Jason to make sure he had fed the boys he did.  Caleb the 9 year old comes in from playing outside, he was like OMG Jo has bigger boobs than Mom.  Jason was like what and he saw the shirt  he was like putting them on display arent you.  I was like your wife talking me into it. 

Overall fun day and Jennifer invited me back because I didnt nag her when it was time to go and I would still carry the bags.  I thanked her and I headed home.








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