Monday morning I woke up around 9:00AM and Stephanie was already awake. I was still in my pajamas when I noticed Stephanie had already made coffee. I went into the kitchen and we made small talk and John was still very drunk and sleeping it off. Stephanie was letting me know she gives John a pass on drinking as he hardly ever drinks at home and she is such a great dad and husband.
I agreed with her assessment that beyond John’s tuff guy demeanor is an honest hard working softy of a husband and father.
About this time I get headed back down the hall to get dressed for the day. When I passed a hung over John he did a double take and was like
John: Heah Are you wearing a nightgown?
Me: Yes
John: Oh Okay I am sure I will give you crap later about it but I just didn’t want to make sure I was hallucinating.
Me: No you weren’t hallucinating
Got dressed
The three of us went to IHOP for breakfast.
The breakfast was OK but I couldn’t tell if John was deaf or drunk because he was speaking loud enough for the people 3 tables over to hear. After breakfast we headed back over to Chris's.
As we arrived there, Chris D was up John told him we were had been he gave us crap for not bring them anything.
The rest of the morning was fruitless I caught up with my friends and their lives and found that mostly, there tough Marine exterior was a show, for they were warm husbands and fathers.
Around 2:00PM Christy and Jennifer let us know that they girls were going to get manicures and pedicures. The guys were like having fun we are going to stay here till Chris gets back and then go play paintball.
Christy: Joe you want to come with us to get your nails done
Me: Sure
Chris D: That’s right you are into manicures and pedicures I guess we will have to find an 8th person for our paintball match.
Me: I can like pedicures and still kick your rear in paintball
Chris D: I doubt that before too long you will be wearing frilly dresses and not wanting to get dirty and drive a Barbie Corvette.
Me: You think I am turning into a 6 year old girl that is real strange. Chris you may have a problem.
I went with the girls to get our nails done. That was an awesome experience.
I got to know each of them on the individual level I already knew Stephanie and Kristen pretty well but I got to know Jennifer and Christy as well. Here is the thing we talked as if we were real friends who felt awesome because up till that point I have been brothers with their husbands and acquaintances with them. This really let me bond with them.
We made our way back to Chris's house about 4:00 PM and Chris and Kendall were there. I hugged both of them the guys were like heah Chris can you believe this he got Boobs.
Chris: I know Kendall and I saw him after Thanksgiving. It takes getting used to but this is still the same crazy guy we knew.
John: Let’s find out Chris we are going to go play paint ball we are meeting Brandon (Kendall’s brother) and Josh (Chris's brother) over at the paintball field. Joe can go unless he doesn’t want to get his dress dirty.
Me: I told you already it is on.
We all packed up and headed over to the field. Brandon and Josh were already there they were like Heah Joe it looks like to get Tits.
Chris D: Because he does
Josh: No F ing way Show them to me
Me: If I do can we get on with it
Josh: Yes
I showed him I don’t know what it is about me male friends wanting to see my boobs but they do.
I think the only thing more competitive than Marines are Marines who brothers are shooting paintballs at each other for sport.
To get the party started we played 1 versus all. The groom Chris had to play against all of us, one against all in a timed event. We got him to walk into a trap and 4 of us lit him up at the same time.
Then we played 4 on 4 Chris and Chris D were the Captains
Chris picked Josh, Dave, and Me
Chris D picked John, Brian, and Brandon
I didn’t care about being picked last however I found it interesting that prior to me getting boobs I was first now last it amazing the low opinion people have of you when you get boobs.
The first game I was taken out early by John and we lost that one when they took Josh at 3 on 1 That was the only game we lost we went on the when the next 4.
The last game I tagged Chris D to take him out for us to win the game. It was two on one Josh and Me against Chris D. But Marines fight to win we don’t fight fair.
After paintball we all headed back over to Chris's where we were going to decide what to do about dinner. We went up at the Tavern over in the Brady arts district.
The wives asked us to change into something not covered in paintball. I let them know I needed to go over to Kendall’s to change I did imagine I would need very long. Jennifer re-assured me that they would get there around 7:30 time for everyone to change and we could car pool over there. We had 4 cars and 11 people there were going to be carpooling.
I let Dave and Christy ride with me. However, Christy was almost ready when we got back we was wearing a lovely knee length red dress. Dave was in and out of the shower and changed in 5 minutes. He wore a polo shirt and Khaki pants. We headed over to Kendall’s
Christy: What are you going to wear?
Me: I don’t know probably a pair of pants and polo
Christy: This is a nice place did you bring anything else with you?
Me: I brought a few dresses
Christy: Let’s try one of those and if they don’t work out we can try the pants.
Me: Really I don’t want to spend all day we have to meet them at 7:30 and it is 6:30 now I can change and we can be there early.
Christy: Let me see the dress and if I don’t like it we can change.
When we got to Kendall’s I tried on my fuscia wrap dress
Christy: I like it but what else?
Me: Lets go with this one I hate being late.
Christy: Did you bring any make up or wigs
Me: Yes
Christy: Let’s do our stuff
Christy helped me with my makeup and we went with a straight hair brown wig I had I brought that one and a curly long auburn.
As I was setting in front of the mirror I was second guessing myself about the dress and all this work. I let Christy know maybe i should wear pants and a shirt. She reassured me that she had my back but if I was going to wear a dress tomorrow and I was didn’t my friends get to see what I looked like before tomorrow. I agree the way the dress wrapped really showed my cleavage which I was self-conscience about however Christy was like spend $6,000 someone ought to get to look at them.
About 7:00 I was finally done and we headed into the living room where Dave was watching Sportscenter. I walked past him and was like let’s go. He studdard and away we went. Dave asked me if I was planning on living as a woman because I made an ugly woman.
Thanks Dave No I hadn’t thought about it
We get to the Tavern everyone is already there and we make our way to the table everyone is dressed nice except John he is wearing a clean t-shirt and jeans. That was dressing up to him. I did not fool anyone nor did I try was everyone was taken aback by me in a dress and wig.
Within 10 minutes of getting our food I needed to use the restroom I politely asked our waitress she was unsure so Jennifer was like come on lets go and she escorted me to the ladies room. I was OK using the men’s room and Jennifer reassured me I would have fewer problems in the ladies room and she was right there were no problems. I did my business and left.
The rest of the night went great the girls wanted to go dancing afterwards so we ended up going
Dancing was fun I danced in groups and refused to dance not in groups because that would have been weird.
I was a designated driver so I didn’t drink and neither did Kendall and Chris D.
After that everyone headed back to Chris's I was going to head over to Kendall’s to get some clothes and head back over to Chris’s but with the lack of room Kendall had me stay with her. Great night.
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