I wear a wig when I am going out in public unless I am going to work. Last Friday I forgot and realized that it probably wasn’t the best of decisions.
Last Friday I ended up taking my girls to their dentist in Dallas for a regular checkup. I dress business casual for work usually a dress or skirt. On Friday I wore a long floral skirt and pull over top.
As my girls were walking out of the dentist office Johnna caught the edge of her shoe and ripped the sole. I told them we would stop by and get her some new shoes and get Reagan a few new clothes. We started off in Jc Pennys over in East Dallas. Johnna found the shoes she wanted they were $60 so I went back with her to look for a less expensive option she found some Nikes she liked that were $39.99 so less than $60. We walked down to the kids section we went their to get Reagan a new dress and two pairs of jeans at the most and new jeans for Johnna. Johnna went in and found the jeans she wanted immediately tried them on and went in and out all the time trying on different jeans she liked. Reagan picked up the first dress yellow she absolutely wanted it I had her try it on and grabbed a few others I white floral, two blue ones, and a purple one. Yes Reagan always like the next one better than the last one. After sitting out front of the dressing room for a while we found the purple one. She absolutely had to have it wasn’t in her size. We saw the clerk she was about 30 feet away. I had her go over and asked the clerk if they had it in her size the clerk. The clerk agreed to look Reagan asked me if I liked the dress I told her I loved the dress. When the clerk came back she had the dress in Reagans size and Reagan asked her if she had the dress in an adult size. The clerk who was a young lady in her mid 20s was like how cute you want to get a matching dress for your mom. Reagan corrected her and let her know she wanted it for her dad. Then the clerk saw me and figured it out. I am beat red in the face the clerk being as nice as can be walked over and let me know she had a selection of lovely dresses in womens wear. I thanked her and explained that when Reagan finds out something she likes someone else likes she wants to get it for them. She asked me if I liked purple floral poofy dresses. I let her know that I liked purple not necessarily poofy dresses.
We ended up getting Reagan the purple dress and Johnnas jeans, we headed up stairs to the lingerie department. I was picking up a bra or two. As we were walking through the lingerie section looking for a bra Reagan picked up a 34b push up bra. I told her it was the wrong size and put it back. She picked up another 36C different bra explained it was the wrong size and put it back. Johnna walked over with a 44D and I told her the wrong size and put it back. She asked what size I needed, I told her 38DD. So I found a ambrielle balconette in my size and was looking at it and saw Reagan walking over to me, and Johnna yells Dad needs a 38DD if it isnt a 38DD it wont fit him. Then the three other ladys in the area including the clerk stare at me. I quickly grabbed the tan ambrielle and walked over the cashier she asked if it was a 38DD. I let her know yes, she asked if I needed to try it on I let her know I didn’t as I was paying Reagan walked over with size 5 skimpy panties saying here you go I was like their not your size and she said no for you and I let her know they weren’t my size as well. The more embrassed I got the more the clerk was trying not to laugh.
I know that everyone gets to be embarrassed by their children me in dresses just increases the number of opportunities they have to embarrass me.
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